I’m not a drinker. I don’t think life’s problems would be solved by drinking.

But this one particular Thursday night, I was feeling depressed for absolutely no reason at all that I decided to take one for the team.

It failed epically because for one thing it only made me feel sleepy thus making me feel worse. I don’t want to look back on that night because it was pretty pointless. I don’t think I’d touch alcohol again for a very very long time.