Thanks to spending about two hours at the parlor yesterday, I couldn’t help but think of ways to answer the questions always being asked to those cover models. Like what do you do on your free day, what attracts you to the opposite sex( FAQs always seemed to be inclined to these questions) and so on. I decided to answer these questions and amusing what I’ve come up with. (And amusing how it ends with barney. My cynicism can be so evident.)

DESCRIBE YOURSELF IN FIVE WORDS
“Frank, Sensitive, Moody, Affectionate, Childlike.”

TOP FIVE THINGS YOU CARRY AROUND IN YOUR BAG
“Water. Ipod. Cellphone. Planner. A pen. Paper.”

FIVE THINGS THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY
“Kids. Chocolates. Anything related to the 60’s era. New Books. Starbucks. Basketball Games (Goooo Kings!).

TOP FIVE FAVORITE SONGS”Going out of my head- Bob Darren. Don’t worry- Beach Boys. Your Song-Elton John. Man in the Mirror-Michael Jackson. Somewhere Out There” (My list of new songs changes every week so I’m sticking to my classics list”)

TOP FIVE FAVORITE MOVIES
“Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (Willy, not Charlie. I haven’t seen that yet). Never Been Kissed (Do you remember the “Sorry it took me forever to get here” It never fails to make me cry!). Finding Neverland (still searching for my neverland). Clueless (what would the late 90’s be without clueless…tell me!). Sixteen Candles (how would we survive the clueless-less years without this one?!)

CHINITOS, MORENOS OR FOREIGN LOOKING?
“I can never answer that question in a specific manner. My taste in guys changes from time to time. It’s either I’d go for the super Moreno, super chinito or super foreign looking. In high school, I always fell for Chinito guys but after one particular chinito broke my heart I chose to stay away, Chinitos may not be for me.”

WHAT KIND OF GUYS ARE YOU ATTRACTED TO?
“ Guys who look neat and clean. It shows that he takes care of himself. I like guys who dresses simply but can carry himself well. Like EminEm, he could wear a white shirt, jeans and is still able to pull it off. I first notice the eyes and the smile, if a guy’s smiling all the time, that could be a good sign. But to me its more of how he presents himself to people, how he carries himself, that above all attracts me to a guy. If he’s confident and humble at the same time.”

WHAT MAKES THE ATTRACTION LAST?
“The guy’s personality and how he views life. If he’s stable, not just financially, but emotionally as well, then that’s a major plus. He has to have respect for my family and me. I don’t like guys who pretend to be perfect. I have never been attracted to perfection, I’d be inspired by it probably but I’d never be attracted to a guy who claims to be perfect. I never liked the “Austin Aames” kind of guy, I’m more into guys who are imperfect. That’s more interesting to me. I’d rather be with someone who shows me everything that he is, the flaws and everything. Perfection is just plain boring. Guys who accept their flaws are more inclined to be compassionate and sensitive. They hardly have egos, which is another thing I totally cannot deal with.”

WHAT IS A MAJOR TURN-ON?
“If he has respect for everyone around him. If he doesn’t act like the whole world should bow down whenever he passes by. He must also believe and put the Lord first in His life.”

WHAT IS A MAJOR TURN-OFF?”Egoistic Guys and those who go from one girl to another. If that isn’t sick then I don’t know what is.”

DATING PHILOSOPHY”I’d rather be alone than go out with a guy who has a little black book and goes out with everyone who’s wearing a skirt. I can live without such guys and I don’t think I’d agree to be just one of the many. I’d rather spend my entire life alone and un-kissed than be ruled over by a guy like that… But then again, which guy isn’t like that?”

The answer to my question:
BARNEY.
That’s why I love him so much.:)